A life less interesting

I can't feel my parts!

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:21:44 GMT

In the dim light of the morning hours, I awoke. My morning routine is normally to shamble around like a zombie until I get some caffeine in me and the to go do two miles. This I did, afterwards I normally either do some work or zonk out before I head up to the mountains to hang out with friends. This I did not do, for today, I was on a mission.

At first glance it seemed I would have an easy go of it, but I was deceiving myself. The clutter was an easy matter. Shifting it out of the way and into more sensible places allowed me to gain some momentum, I would need it. The cage. They say that when you look too deeply into the cage that the cage looks into you. The beast was excited to taste freedom when I opened the cage. She danced around my feet, nipping at my toes. Unable to resist its charms I let it follow me around as I worked.

Now that I was no longer alone on my mission things were looking up. My high spirits did not last long. As we turned the corner into the kitchen we found ourselves outnumbered and surrounded... by dirty dishes. Stacked as high as you can imagine and armed with various odors they came at us! The steam and suds obscured our vision, but they just kept coming. Dish after dish, forgotten meals caked into their surfaces. In the end they were no more; however looking at them there stacked neatly in the cabinet, I knew I would see them again.

.... arg this is fun but I am too wiped to write the rest that way and besides I'd need to get Steven King to ghost write the part with the refrigerator... it was that bad.

I scrubbed all the mildew stains and even scrubbed the toilet seat so good that I had to put a new coat of paint on it because I wore through. 10 epic hours of cleaning but the place is as close to spotless as its ever going to get. I am so sore right now I cant even really feel my legs or my right arm.

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:20:22 GMT

I'm not sure why but I am inexplicably irritated right now. I'm just really upset and mad at things I shouldn't be. I also have a head ache. I have my day off so I hope that does the trick to get rid of this bad mood. Hope it goes away before I piss anyone off

Ellie in big trouble

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:51:37 GMT

I have have money trouble this month is super tight but I have everything out but the rent which due to a surprize bank fee I am now short on by $1.67. I can't ask brian to wait any longer. I feel like such a heel for even posting this but if there is anyone who could lend me a couple bucks into my paypal it would tottally save my ass. I have a button in my bio. if not I'll just have to beg brian to hold the check.

edit:: crisis overted. I went up and talked to him and offered to help him get one of the empty apartments ready for new people and he is letting me pay the diff next time around.

Ty all <3s

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:20:22 GMT

Well I just started a blog. I'm too sleepy to start posting stuff now but I have several planned out. Check it out if you want to.

http://stuffishouldhavesaid.blogspot.com/

Happy Birthday MBR-04-Mk XII Phalanx

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:43:36 GMT

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:07:45 GMT

It's judgment day an now we've made our stand, and for now the powers of darkness have been driven from our land. The battle is over but the war has just begun, and this way it will remain, until the day when all are one.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:18:44 GMT

R.I.P. Krev-Lorne Swath of the Deathwok Clan

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/tv/story/2009/04/01/obit-hallett-andy-angel.html

big problem

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:20:04 GMT

I stared walking Nemain recently. Just as far as the mailbox and back since she is still getting used to her harness. Now she has FLEAS!!! This is a big problem and can even kill ferrets from bloodloss. I gave her a really good bath and rubbed diluted lemon juice on her and picked fleas off with tweesers and I THINK I got them all. I also vacumed and gave her all new bedding. That wont solve the problem because it only takes one to start back up but it should give me some time. I can use the advantage for cats under 9 pounds and I can actually afford it but I cant find anywhere that will do express shipping. The best I can get is 8 to 16 business days and that is not good enough.

If anyone knows how I can get advantage faster w/o a vet visit that I can't afford please let me know.

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:56:36 GMT

Christmas update soon but for now a post comemmorating the very best catwoman ever.

Eartha Kitt was awesome. Rest in peace

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:08:44 GMT

Merry Christmass!!

<3s to you all!!!

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:43:50 GMT

I feel like crap. I am either way too hot or shivering with chills. I may have a feaver. nausia is mostly gone but I have bad heartburn now. A good nights sleep would have helped a lot but Brian is fixing the apartment above me so it has been non stop hammering right over my head allllllll day. Needless to say I have a headache.

Meh I'll be ok but right now this sucks

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:00:01 GMT

waaaaaaaaaarg

I feel so bad, my knee still hurts and now I seem to have some sort of stomach bug.I hope I don't but yeah I feel bad. Thats all for now glaaaarg

Fail day

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:35:13 GMT

First Lauren forgot we were going to hang out. So that sucked. To compleat my utter failness though... I just tried to sign a check with my tablet pen. Like more than once. As in I was shaking it and wondering why the ink wasn't coming out.

Ellie=fail

STARS!

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:18:47 GMT

The year was 1996. My best friends were still Matt and Sham. Sham had given me a mysterious disk and said, "Here play this." And it was STARS!. STARS! in my opinion is the BEST 4x game ever. People talk about MOO and its various incarnations but nothing beats STARS!. Its low on graphics and has no music but the game design and UI are just lightyears beyond any other game. It is also a mostly unheard of game. After my first comp died in 99 I was tottally unable to find it again. By that time Sham and I hadn't spoken in over a year and I couldn;t even find him. So from then till now I have searched for STARS! with zero success. For a while I thought I could have made the game up in my head and that it wasn't real.

Then I heard about a new game "STARS!:: Supernova" and let me tell you I was all excited. So I waited, and followed the news. Then I waited some more... only to find out 'the Jeffs' had cancled it D=. So once again I was w/o STARS!. Until today that is.

Sal found STARS! for me!!!

Sal is the most wonderfull, beautifull, awesome, fantastic, super, neeto, keen, stupendous person EVAR <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

I would type more about how awesome Sal is but I have a galaxy to take over!!

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:59:58 GMT

Not that you use LJ anymore but happy birthday Tom!!!

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:56:51 GMT

Ok so I know it's honestly really bad, but you can NOT say it isn't silly and hilarious.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoe at president Bush. The president ducked, popped back up and smiled at him. The reporter then threw his other shoe, wich the president ducked again. After having someone hurl their shoes right at his head what President Bush had to say was, "That was a size ten shoe he threw!"

This is something the REALLY HAPPENED!

Ok so I know in their culture shoes are are dirty and its a great insult, but still aguy throwing shoes at the president!!! That is just bizzar and rather silly

Second, who knew The Prez was such a good ducker!!! I can't wait for the "lame duck" jokes tomorrow. I bet Maddow will have one!! I love Rachel Maddow.

Oh and his responce! I havn't liked many things about Bush but his... well I don't know what it is he has but he has it and I can see a lot of past presidents handling that way worce than he did.

Sure it was you know sort of scary and kinda really bad but the way it turned out lets me laugh my ass off about this so I do believe I will,

BWAHAHAHAHA

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:08:51 GMT

Oh wow this promises to be terrible

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:04:26 GMT

well my wow time card is now expired, It'll prolly be late december before I have xmas moneys to get a new one. I have however been really enjoying lich king =D. The story is great and I am just 2 steps away from getting guru of drakuru so that will be nice to look forward too. Love you alls

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:15:35 GMT

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother's & father's middle names)
Irene Paul

2. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Fama Paul (I used my maternal grandma)

3. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 2 letters of your last name,first 4 letters of your first name)
Wi'Elle

4.DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color,fav animal)
Purple Ferret(horrible detective name)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name,city where you live)
Patricia Asheville

6. SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd fav color,fav alcoholic drink,add "THE"to the beginning)
The Green Mudslide(worst super hero EVAR)

7. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name,last 2 letters of your last name)
Elwi (LAWL)

8. GANGSTA NAME:(fav ice cream flavor,fav cookie):
Cookie Dough Chocolate Chip (yeah i dun think that one works)

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pet's name,current street name)
Nemain Edgewood

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Lacy Chase(good one!)

Everyone please read this and keep your eyes open

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:26:26 GMT

http://narniarose.livejournal.com/63920.html

Turkeyday

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:59:09 GMT

I was going to make this big post about how awesome my Thanksgiving was when I got home but i slipped into a turkey coma. Anyway it WAS awesome for a change. I got to spend it surrounded by friends and food. I'll go into more detail later, but for now I need to lay back down.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Loved ones on my flist. <333

Ellie's little mistake

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:09:24 GMT

At some point in the past I made something. I'm not sure what it was, but I am fairly certain it was a noodle dish with cheese. Dear God I hope that was cheese **shudder**. Anyway somehow it got shoved to the very back of the fridge on the very bottom shelf. Where it then went unnoticed for times unknown.

Oh the smells, and yes it produced more than one smell depending on procimety and duration of exposure.

Add this event with my recent stomache bug and we get and EVEN BETTER result and smell.

And that is the story of my little mistake. I am not off for a much needed shower.

gosh hide is so awesome

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:31:33 GMT

I was feeling mreh, so I just got to listening to old X and wow. You know how sometimes you go back and listen to songs you used to L O V E love and they aren't nearly as good as you remember them being? The exact opposite happens with X, anythign with hide really. I like his other stuff but X will always be my juice. I feel so great right now, just like in highschool when I would go driving for hours just singing along, drowning out everything else. I love this feeling.

Things I acomplished while X fuled::

Fixed my monitor(at least for now)
Fixed my mouse
Worked a lot on my tablet and am getting closer to actually proceeding with my comic
Wrote in my diary( I don't do that enough)
Smiled

And now, I plan to go play with my ferret for at least an hour!!

Dear dumbfucks,

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:46:39 GMT

I really don't know what kind of scam you are running but it would probably be best if you got with the other people you are running it with so you don't all send me the EXACT SAME scam email. You might have a chance of someone falling for it.

"Hi,
How are you doing? Guess fine I presume. Am writing you in regards to your advert on Craigslist.com and I'm interested in your room apartment, Am from _____, _____"

This is the part you change. Listen I know you are dumbfucks but just because you change the country and city you are in doesn't mean I am going to fall for this.

"and I will be having some seminars coming up soon in USA. Right now am working for a Non Government Organization on a program on children with orphans and heart related probs."

Oh wow!!!! Children WITH orphans AND heart problems? One would think that the children's young age and apparently failing health would proclude them from adopting. Its a good thing you don't work for the government what with the way 83% of Americans are in some way disgruntaled with the government. What a sad story let me do everything I can to help you out... oh wait I forgot I'm not stupid enough to fall for this.

"My next program/ seminars will be in USA and I will need a room to stay for these seminars, so I want to secure a room before my arrival to the states.I can't wait to arrive to USA cause I've heard a lot about US. Moreso I will be staying for the period of 12 - 13 months"

I'm pretty sure that what ever form letter you picked up from 'scams R us' wanted you to pick between "program" and "seminar". Oh wait what's this?!?! You're flattering my home country?!?! You like the USA?!?! Omg I must have compleatly misjudged you. Your shallow and obvious attempt at flattery has tottaly made up for the obvious you-scaming-meness of the rest of the letter!!

"Pls do get back to me with the room description, move in rent fees for the first month, Utilities and deposit if included. And if any picture of the room is available, kindly attach it with your reply please. Hope to read from you. Have a wonderful and productive day.
Kindest Regards."

Awwww now I know not only are you scaming me, but you're doing it by form letter, since I answered all of those questions in my add.

Listen, maybe you should go get a real job because you seem to really suck at scaming people.

Ellie